Who Are We?
Web Wrangling got started when it became so gosh darn complicated for the aveage small business owner to manage their online web presence.
Not to mention pay all of these services. Wouldn't it be nice to pay a single person each month, quarter, or year rather than 15 services to manage your digital accounts. Granted larger and growing businesses will have more moving pieces, but even for the little guy just getting started it can be a real nightmare to navigate the services actually required for your level vs what folks just trying to make a sale will convince you you need.
Step One
Wrangle Existing Services
Share Management Access so we can
- Update All Contact Info
- Match Services & Featuers
- Match Hours
- Optimize Keywords
Step Two
Wrestle All Web Services into one invoice
& consolidate the fat or at least recommend cuts
(It's still your business)
Step Three
enjoy effective & efferevescent Options
SElf Promotify: Assisted DIY | Web Wranglin' | Active Growth |
$99/mo - $497/mo
| $1499-$3700/mo
| Add on to DIY or Wranglin' (up to 3 mos.) Monthly add on $2k / $5k / $8k
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Good for Coasting | Recommended Standard Level | Can Turn on as needed to get an extra oomph. Do not recommend ads as a long term solution |

---Limited Time Opportunity: DESK DROID COMING SOON---
Robotic Telemarketers are annoying.
I think we can all agree on that.
Desk Droid however is a revolutionary use of modern technology: Next Gen Sales Systems utilizing AI
PRACTICAL CAPABILITIES & APPLICATIONS
Screen Spam Calls
Follow a Script
Set Appointments
Data Entry
Follow Up E-mails
Aren't Ther Some Robotic Ethics to Consider?
Don't feel bad, AI's love the boring repetitive tasks that put most humans to sleep, especially that following a script part.
It feels robotic, and often times we humans get sidetracked by the joy of the conversation and lose the thread.
For the sales folk reading this and thinking, this is going to replace my job, you may be partially correct.
One Desk Droid is capable of about 20x that of a human when it comes to the repetive things.
Can you put down your job security fear for a moment and imagine
if you came into work with a calendar full of quality appointments
if you never had to listen to another telemarketer (at work at least)
if you could enjoy your lunch
if you knew your customers status reports were completed & e-mailed
How much could you get done?
How much more could you earn?
Have you ever had a completely guilt free Vacation before?
Just like when the internet started exploding, there was some job loss concern.
What happenned? We adapted and utilized it as a tool to tap into exponential growth.
Same thing with this new and more powerful Intelligent AI.
AI Agents are everwhere and expensive too, you have this opprtunity right here to both shape your result and get it at an unheard of price:
$2500 + 50 cents/min
Test Pilot Perks:
Finished Product Referral Bonus of 30% or up to 30% off Referal Code
Priority Acess to New Test Pilot Opportunities
Priority Support
Ready to Dive In?
Limited Time Opportunity Ends July 5th
Reserve your Desk Droid TODAY
-In Development by our design team-
-Each Droid is customized to your industry-
-Limited Test Pilot Spots (10) 1 per Snohomish County Niche-
-4 week turn around time-
-Half Now, Half on Completion-
-Receive a full trial period of 30 days before second payment due-
-Code packet delivered to Web Design Team or Basic Website Included to house Droid-
effervescent Fine Print
To be clear there is some risk involved. We are able to create this at a significantly lower price as we are a team of student(s) going through a software engineering bootcamp. We have mentors, support groups, and if all else fails we can purchase the assistance of an expert to finish the project and learn expensive lessons to be able to fulfill the promise we made. This is why we are limiting this opportunity to 1 per industry until we get it right. Once we find initial Test subjects we will expand the test bubble to 5 per industry for $1/min. By the time the Droids are fully functional the service may cost between $3-$5/minute + $5k-10k Customization. Those who purchase a Test Pilot Spot now will receive $10k value, however it will take aproximately 3-9 months to build out to that level.
Elegant Eve | Kreative Collin | Steve | Julie | entropic Kyle |
Professionally Curated Catalog of Art Terminolgy | Being Developed by amateur Software Engineers within entropic Kreations The Long Game Investment - More Customization Options Over time, and less costly if your business has time to tweak with feedback |